Patrick Friel
Patrick Friel is a co-owner, artist, and author for GOAT MILK PRESS.
He is despised the world over. Shunned from society, he writes his stories in solitude, in between hunting rodents and bugs for food and masturbating. When the sun goes down, he has to cease his obsession of writing profanities and curses against those he hates, since he has no electricity and can’t see what he is etching into the walls of his cave. He has a sweet tooth for revenge. When he was six he shit himself on purpose because he wanted his babysitter to clean him, after she wouldn’t let him have some candy for breakfast. She quit the same day, reinforcing Patrick’s bastardly ways. His books are good though.